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They were actually killing people in the booster club's haunted house attraction!

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I was mortified when my date sneezed, without covering her mouth, and a wad of phlegm flew across the table and stuck to my shirt.

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Fiscal Responsibility Tip #37: Dog food is expensive.

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"I know my business card says 'Dr. Roberts, Therapist,'" he explained, tightening the ropes that bound her hands and feet, "but that's a misprint."

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When the astronauts returned from their 8 year mission to Mars, the Earth was gone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They were actually killing people in the booster club's haunted house attraction!	13
I was mortified when my date sneezed, without covering her mouth, and a wad of phlegm flew across the table and stuck to my shirt.	12
Fiscal Responsibility Tip #37: Dog food is expensive.	11
"I know my business card says 'Dr. Roberts, Therapist,'" he explained, tightening the ropes that bound her hands and feet, "but that's a misprint."	6
When the astronauts returned from their 8 year mission to Mars, the Earth was gone.	3