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[WP] Suffering for thousands of years. Kings, Pharaohs and Tsars tremble at your wicked and heinous acts without mercy or thought. Even the mighty Odin and Zeus have known your adversity and keep their distance. You are the God of Pinky Toe Crushing and it’s your birthday.
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[WP] Due to an unfortunate translation, you are now an immortal cat. Thousands of years have past as you seek to return to normal. One day there’s a knock at the door. It’s your arch rival holding up a “Missing” flyer, with your face on it.
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[WP] You’ve died and are standing on a huge stage in front of a crowd stretching on for infinity. Four shapeless beings sit in front of you, “Please speak clearly and calmly, tell us who you are and what afterlife you would like. They will determine if that is the correct answer.”
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[WP] You are one of the most powerful mages in the world, but due to an unfortunate communications error you are now a cat. Centuries have passed as you search for a cure, but with no luck. Until one day there’s a knock at the door, your owner answers it to hooded figures asking for “The Mighty…”
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[WP] You are a little fish looking for the perfect shell to decorate your grandma’s birthday cake with. You know where there’s a bunch of them, but the octopus gang has their slimy tentacles all over them.
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[WP] You’re a small alien species whose first contact is a small, snowy mountain village. Due to a weird mix up, they brought a snowman back on board. Little did they know, this wasn’t Frosty’s first rodeo.
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[WP] You’re a henchman granted with immortality due to a screw up a few centuries ago. With countless plans and schemes under your belt, you decided to open a school for novice bad guys and today is your first day.
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[WP] The creature stared at you with its bulbous eye. It made a series of grunting and water like noises. “What is wrong?,” a robotic voice chimed a second after. You looked around at the other floating beings staring coldly at you. “I ordered a medium coffee, and this is orange juice.”
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[WP] You got turned around looking for the bathroom and found yourself in a long conversation with a lovely old lady, who you swear is a wolf trying to eat you.
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