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After a brutal and agonizing drought, I screamed in shock and joy as the heavens opened up, rain crashing down and drenching my barren fields.

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My stupid car alarm keeps going off!

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"Hey Honey, can I ask you a question?"

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Did you know that Balamuthia amoebas can survive in hot water tanks and pipes?

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"I can't read this," I sputtered as I handed back the cards, "it's disgusting!"

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"Do the carpets match the drapes?"

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"Siri, can you recommend therapists specializing in treating depression?"

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[SEP2022] Being the custodian at my child's school was humiliating, particularly when they would go out of their way to obliterate the bathroom stalls, knowing I had to clean it up.

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When my sentence was handed down, the Judge snarled that the pain was the point, and that my death would be a "fortunate by-product."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a brutal and agonizing drought, I screamed in shock and joy as the heavens opened up, rain crashing down and drenching my barren fields.	4
My stupid car alarm keeps going off!	3
"Hey Honey, can I ask you a question?"	3
Did you know that Balamuthia amoebas can survive in hot water tanks and pipes?	1
"I can't read this," I sputtered as I handed back the cards, "it's disgusting!"	1
"Do the carpets match the drapes?"	1
"Siri, can you recommend therapists specializing in treating depression?"	1
[SEP2022] Being the custodian at my child's school was humiliating, particularly when they would go out of their way to obliterate the bathroom stalls, knowing I had to clean it up.	1
When my sentence was handed down, the Judge snarled that the pain was the point, and that my death would be a "fortunate by-product."	1