/u/Jumpy-Context6073's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Stay on the road and don't be a samaritan while traveling through the Red Forest.

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"Babe, what happen to taking me on romantic long walks at night?"

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Case 378,678,907: Customer has social anxiety when speaking in public.

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As the world flower bloomed, the last light on Earth dies.

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In our house my father lives in the basement. Momma tells us to never go in the basement.

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" I am Talos Wildforge prince of Lightgaurd, shall we dance?

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Subject: If you're reading this...

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"I told you if you just got wet it wouldn't hurt so much." NSFW

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"Bobo sad, friends all gone."

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"So is cash cow the term Delta Zeta house uses to make fun of male virgins like me?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Stay on the road and don't be a samaritan while traveling through the Red Forest.	7
"Babe, what happen to taking me on romantic long walks at night?"	5
Case 378,678,907: Customer has social anxiety when speaking in public.	5
As the world flower bloomed, the last light on Earth dies.	4
In our house my father lives in the basement. Momma tells us to never go in the basement.	3
" I am Talos Wildforge prince of Lightgaurd, shall we dance?	2
Subject: If you're reading this...	2
"I told you if you just got wet it wouldn't hurt so much." NSFW	2
"Bobo sad, friends all gone."	1
"So is cash cow the term Delta Zeta house uses to make fun of male virgins like me?	0