/u/Kalehfornyuh's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]Turns out the king’s new bride is actually an ogre cursed to look like a beautiful (to humans) woman. After the wedding an army of her people turn up, wanting her back.
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[EU] Half the time Harry Potter was off breaking the rules and putting himself in danger Professor Dumbledore was there beside him, invisible, prepared to save him from his own foolishness, and indeed, more than once he had to, but always made it look like Harry got lucky.
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[EU] You’ve finally summoned a corporeal patronus, an exceptional feat of magic indeed. Problem is your patronus has taken the shape of a dementor, and things are getting weird.
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[WP] “have you made any progress deciphering the ancient Emojian script yet?” “Not much, we think this one represents feces, and this one is probably an eggplant, but that’s all we got. The people of the 21st century were very mysterious.”
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[WP] Over all the universe he had absolute power, except for her, because she was the only thing that he loved more than himself.
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[WP] This is it, after decades of intensive research into late human era technology you’ve finally figured out how to read their storage media. You plug in one of their storage devices, expecting an untapped trove of humanity’s secrets.
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[WP] You slew the dragon and saved the travelers it was attacking! Unfortunately for you he was a tax collector for the king and was only collecting the toll on the road, and now there’s a bounty on your head.
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[WP] One of Santa’s Elves in the administration department covertly begins investigating why Santa brings fewer presents to poor children.
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[WP] A gangster steals Santa’s sleigh when he visits the hood. What he didn’t expect was that this act made him the new Santa Clause, and he must now take up the mantle of Father Christmas.
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