WritingPrompts

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[WP] On an average day in New York Harbor a mast and sail ship arrives, and a man in a white whig and an old fashioned uniform demands to know where General Howe is and what strangers flag now flies above New York.	2
[WP] The legendary Greek hero Herpes must rescue the fair princess Chlamydia from the evil King Syphilis who guards her with the terrible Monster Gonnorhea.	2
[WP] It is time for Death to retire. Unfortunately only one of his dierect diescendants can inherit the cloak and scythe. The only one left is a varsity cheerleader at a rich kid school and she’s less than keen on the idea.	2
[WP] You’re a mutant with Wolverine type healing factor. The problem is that you’re suicidal but cannot die.	2
[EU] Case #47: The Kingdom of Far Far Away vs Doc, Happy, Grumpy, et al. Charge of Reckless endangerment of a minor, Charge of unlawful employment of a minor, Charge of mining without a license, charge of felony tax evasion in the amount of one billion dollars.	2
[EU] After PBS shuts down the show Sesame Street begins to decline drastically into urban blight as the jobs disappear and poverty, crime, corruption, and anti-muppet racism become rampant.	2
[WP]To get more funding NASA scientists convinced the US president that there was oil on most of the planets in the solar system. Four years and hundreds of billions of dollars later it’s getting harder and harder to keep explaining why they haven’t brought any back yet.,	1
[WP] A former standup comedian on death row attempts to delay his execution by making the staff undertaking the deed laugh too hard to do it properly.	1
[WP] For some reason people, animals, and even plants turn evil around you over time, requiring you to live as a hermit far from everything. Today a Girl Scout knocks on your door.	1
[WP] A deranged time traveler is convinced that James Madison is the source of all that’s wrong in the world and goes back to kill him, only to find out that he’s the reason why “don’t mess around with Jim” was written.	1

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