/u/Kalehfornyuh's posts
[WP] “have you made any progress deciphering the ancient Emojian script yet?” “Not much, we think this one represents feces, and this one is probably an eggplant, but that’s all we got. The people of the 21st century were very mysterious.”
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[WP] One of Santa’s Elves in the administration department covertly begins investigating why Santa brings fewer presents to poor children.
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[WP] A gangster steals Santa’s sleigh when he visits the hood. What he didn’t expect was that this act made him the new Santa Clause, and he must now take up the mantle of Father Christmas.
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[EU] Case #47: The Kingdom of Far Far Away vs Doc, Happy, Grumpy, et al. Charge of Reckless endangerment of a minor, Charge of unlawful employment of a minor, Charge of mining without a license, charge of felony tax evasion in the amount of one billion dollars.
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[WP] You’re a mutant with Wolverine type healing factor. The problem is that you’re suicidal but cannot die.
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[WP] It is time for Death to retire. Unfortunately only one of his dierect diescendants can inherit the cloak and scythe. The only one left is a varsity cheerleader at a rich kid school and she’s less than keen on the idea.
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[WP] On an average day in New York Harbor a mast and sail ship arrives, and a man in a white whig and an old fashioned uniform demands to know where General Howe is and what strangers flag now flies above New York.
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[WP] Santa must prevent his elves from forming a union or else he’ll be put under burdensome requirements like payroll and sick leave.
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[EU] After PBS shuts down the show Sesame Street begins to decline drastically into urban blight as the jobs disappear and poverty, crime, corruption, and anti-muppet racism become rampant.
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