/u/Kalehfornyuh's posts
[WP] A former standup comedian on death row attempts to delay his execution by making the staff undertaking the deed laugh too hard to do it properly.
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[WP] For some reason people, animals, and even plants turn evil around you over time, requiring you to live as a hermit far from everything. Today a Girl Scout knocks on your door.
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What unanswered questions would you be the most eager to explore if they found an intact Neanderthal body frozen in ice somewhere?
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[WP] It’s been 25 years since any human was good enough to get into heaven. Saint Peter decides that they haven’t checked on earth in too long so he dispatches two angels to survey the state of the world in 2020 to discern why people aren’t getting into heaven.
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If you reduced a 82kg human down to his individual atoms and rearranged them into sucrose molecules how much sugar would you end up with and how much would be left over unused?
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[WP] A deranged time traveler is convinced that James Madison is the source of all that’s wrong in the world and goes back to kill him, only to find out that he’s the reason why “don’t mess around with Jim” was written.
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[WP]To get more funding NASA scientists convinced the US president that there was oil on most of the planets in the solar system. Four years and hundreds of billions of dollars later it’s getting harder and harder to keep explaining why they haven’t brought any back yet.,
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