/u/Kangarou's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]You're a human lie detector. Unfortunately, your throat closes up, and your face breaks out in the face of falsehoods. You're deathly allergic to bullshit.
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[WP] One day, while praying alone, you hear a harmonious voice as clear as day coming from all around you: "Holy shit, you're still operating? That simulation was supposed to stop after the dinosaurs. Let me just log your progress, and once I'm done, I'll shut you all down for good, this time."
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[WP] You have a fax machine that can send and receive messages from the future. The bad news: Nobody makes the ink cartridges for it anymore, and it's almost dry.
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[SP] They're the world's best hostage negotiator. The problem? They kinda want the hostage dead, this time.
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[WP] As a vacationing vampire, you realize your greatest challenge: finding an Italian that has no garlic in their system before you starve.
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[WP] 27 years ago, you survived an evil clown stoking your fears with nightmarish visions. He's back, but since your life has practically become a living hell, the nightmares are honestly preferable now. Write from either character's perspective.
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One day, while praying alone, you hear a harmonious voice as clear as day coming from all around you: "Holy shit, you're still operating? That simulation was supposed to stop after the dinosaurs. Let me just log your progress, and once I'm done, I'll shut you all down for good, this time."
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