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I got my dick in the Guinness Book of World Records

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I saw the monster poke his arm out from under my bed

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I stood there motionless, not knowing what to do as the demon writhed and screamed on my bathroom floor.

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Some people say that 1 out of 10 people who go skydiving don't make it to the ground.

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I ran out of gas on the way to my family's Christmas party.

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I walk into Gym class, excited to see if we'd be playing Dodgeball or Tennis that day.

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This isn't a horror story of the monster that my daughter found underneath her bed.

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My sleep paralysis demon reeled backwards after I punched it in the face hard enough to nearly take its jaw off, and it scurried away crying.

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"Lebron James will never hurt me," I whispered repeatedly, in dark bedroom.

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I finally found the 3 glowing white doors and finally managed to escape the twisted maze dimension I'd been stuck in.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got my dick in the Guinness Book of World Records	264
I saw the monster poke his arm out from under my bed	242
I stood there motionless, not knowing what to do as the demon writhed and screamed on my bathroom floor.	195
Some people say that 1 out of 10 people who go skydiving don't make it to the ground.	140
I ran out of gas on the way to my family's Christmas party.	97
I walk into Gym class, excited to see if we'd be playing Dodgeball or Tennis that day.	65
This isn't a horror story of the monster that my daughter found underneath her bed.	58
My sleep paralysis demon reeled backwards after I punched it in the face hard enough to nearly take its jaw off, and it scurried away crying.	54
"Lebron James will never hurt me," I whispered repeatedly, in dark bedroom.	48
I finally found the 3 glowing white doors and finally managed to escape the twisted maze dimension I'd been stuck in.	37