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My six year old son handed me a list of people he wanted to invite for his birthday party, and I laughed when I noticed that some of the people were fictional.

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I was having so much fun stealing prizes at the arcade after I learned how to stop time

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I found it cute that my girlfriend got me Pokémon cards again for my birthday.

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"You're not supposed to be here," said the thing that just came through my bedroom window.

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She patted my head and told me everything was going to be alright.

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The witch thought she was fattening me up by giving me loads of candy.

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I got bored, so I decided to challenge my mirror to a staring contest.

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I woke up, and I couldn't believe my eyes.

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As I felt a fellow bodybuilder’s muscles I asked him, “Damn, how’d you get so muscular?”

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"Do you wanna know what I do to bullies who pick on my friend?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My six year old son handed me a list of people he wanted to invite for his birthday party, and I laughed when I noticed that some of the people were fictional.	36
I was having so much fun stealing prizes at the arcade after I learned how to stop time	31
I found it cute that my girlfriend got me Pokémon cards again for my birthday.	31
"You're not supposed to be here," said the thing that just came through my bedroom window.	25
She patted my head and told me everything was going to be alright.	24
The witch thought she was fattening me up by giving me loads of candy.	23
I got bored, so I decided to challenge my mirror to a staring contest.	20
I woke up, and I couldn't believe my eyes.	20
As I felt a fellow bodybuilder’s muscles I asked him, “Damn, how’d you get so muscular?”	20
"Do you wanna know what I do to bullies who pick on my friend?"	17