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I got back in my car after I got done pumping my gas.

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I had endless fun with my newfound power to fire my fingernails out of my fingers like a gun.

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I'm not sure what scared me more, the distant siren noises in the park...

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I was thirsty, so I decided to go to the fridge and get some OJ.

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I like to collect kitchen knives in my bathroom

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Everyone around the world happily gave Santa the day off when he was feeling sick the night of Christmas Eve, but were confused when they still found presents under their tree.

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"Hot local Milfs 1 meter away want to hook up!" said the ad.

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The woman who can command me hasn't been born yet.

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Everyone bullied the fat kid in karate class for fighting like an anime character.

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I am shot dead by a member of the opposing forces, and my body drops on the sandy beach.

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