WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You get quite offended when people automatically assume you’re an ILLEGAL necromancer! You worked hard to get your degree/license, and the severed arms you wear around your neck were legally acquired from an organ donor! And you only wear them because they help you channel necrotic energies!	7149
[WP] The seven aspects of the universe gathered in the room, Good, Evil, Life, Death, Order, Chaos, and Dave, from accounting.	6935
[WP] Every demon is elated by the chance to be summoned, if only for a short while, but it’s three months, and honestly, you’d really rather go back to hell now, but you signed the contract, and the dnd campaign is still going strong.	421
[WP] “So, wait, none of this was real? My entire epic quest to avenge my family has all been a lie?!” “We thought it would be a funny prank.” “Ah well, at least that means I didn’t REALLY kill anyone!” “...you what.”	312
[WP] the orc general scoffed, “the darklord has granted us the gifts of fire! And iron! Taught us the ways of military tactics! And combat techniques! What could YOU offer us that THEY hath not!” “Well, for starters, the secrets of irrigation and plumbing?” “...okay, that is pretty good.”	148
[WP] Turns out, NO, just because you’ve been transported to a medieval-fantasy world, you AREN’T the “baddest motherf*r around”, no, not even though you were teleported here with your gun on your person.	144
[WP] “HAY! HUMAN! Can’t you see there is some serious fae business goin on over here! We’re racin trees! Betting to see which one grows faster! If you get too close, your carbon dioxide filled breath is gonna nurture one of em and give it an unfair advantage!”	131
[WP] “So, these “Lush fields of horror” we’re going to, just how bad are they?” “Well, only SOME of the bunnies are ACTUALLY venomous.”	109
[WP] A poll was recently held to determine the superhero with the most public approval and favor, the winner? The city’s most wanted supervillain.	98
[WP] Few approved of a dwarf marrying an elf. Fewer still approved of their decision to have a child. But none predicted it would inherit the best traits from both species.	82

« < > »