/u/KingManTheSaiyan's posts
[WP] “We know how YOU are. Always making promises, but only fulfilling them “in a way” and even then, barely. But you are out-numbered, and out-matched. You swear, in exact words, to our demands, in magic-binding, or be wiped out.” “...well ...shit.”
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[WP] You are the ceo and founder of a large company that produces everything from trucks to video games, but it’s all a cover for your REAL mission. You find qualified individuals, and use your products to send them to fantasy worlds you deem to be in need of such a person.
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[WP] You always wanted to be a superheroine, but now that you are one, you honestly hate your job, as every supervillainess in the city seems to have awful gaydar, and assume that your insistence to being straight is just you being stuck in the closet, your not, you really are just straight.
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At last, escape, void, death, cold, darkness, true death, not any of that afterlife crap I always knew was childrens fairy-tales, real-actual-death, just like I knew and hoped there would be, no more thoughts, no more feelings, death!
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[WP] “B-But sweetie! You always loved human carnivals!” “When I was 723! I’m not a little elfling anymore DAD!”
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[WP] Every dwarf in the hold is furious. YOU broke the trade agreement with the elves, without considering the consequences. The crossbowdwarves are running out of bolts. Gunpowder is expensive. And no self respecting dwarf wants to be a fletcher.
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[WP] Do you know why so much treasure is found underwater? It’s not the sinking ships. It’s because sharks are one of the leading resource suppliers to the fae-lands “teeth cult”.
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[WP] you are not the chosen one, you’re just his designated driver, as when the chosen one was revealed, they were found to be the homeless, penniless, drunkard hobo on your street corner.
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[WP] While all the avian dukedoms hold true to their ancient alliance, none have ever been comfortable with the noble line of geese, what with their sharp teeth, short tempers, pale feathers, red eyes, long lives, and habit of drinking blood.
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