/u/KingManTheSaiyan's posts
[WP] You’re interviewing a retired elven soldier, who seems to suffer from ptsd after a horrific battle... against halflings, turns out their nasty little buggers, two words: cavalry, and cannibalism.
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[WP] watching the cottage sized creature of oil-colored shell lazily chew on another entire cow, you had to hold yourself back from vomiting. “I told you we were going to go visit my ant.” “I thought you said AUNT!”
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[WP] You thought the person you had hired was a prostitute, in actuality, they were a world class mercenary, you wouldn’t have guessed it, but this was one of the most fortunate mistakes you could have ever made.
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[WP] “We have tanks! assault rifles! NUKES! They have muskets! And swords! How are we losing!?” “Well sir, there’s a lot more aliens than there are us, and they really seem to have this down to a science by now.”
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[WP] “I’m afraid... I may be dead soon.” “What?! Why?!” “I’ve been... thinking of ending things.” “W-what?! Why! No! Y-you have so much to live for!” “That’s not what I meant. I mean I’m thinking of... breaking up with my girlfriend.”
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[WP] You are an elite mech-pilot. A few months ago, you were called in to deal with a giant monster threat, but, well, uh, things didn’t turn out as planned to say the least, and now your mech is somehow pregnant.
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[WP] It sleeps through the night! It hungers for ham and cheese sandwiches! This summer, no one is safe from!: NORMAL MAN!
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[WP] All through the vast city scape, you will hear people refer to humans and dwarves as the same thing.
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You always likes being an ant queen, you thought empress would be better, but the reds and blacks aren’t getting along, barbeetleans are attacking, mosquitos are feeding off your subjects, the bees are trying to talk you into a trade agreement, and your fairly certain theirs a reduviidae after you.
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