/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Today, they arrested the Coopers after finding dozens of corpses buried in their backyard.

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The worst thing about the zombie apocalypse isn't all the dead people running around trying to eat the rest of us.

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I've always known that I was a psychopath, but fear of the consequences of my actions has been enough to keep me from doing anything too rash.

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My captor offered me the opportunity to gamble for my freedom.

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I admit, my background in gaming had me a little bit excited when I woke up to find myself in a post apocalyptic wasteland, complete with zombies, cannibals, and roving gangs of lunatic bikers.

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It takes years of practice to become a skilled surgeon.

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My invention worked, and with the flip of a switch it sent me to a new Earth, one with spiraling blue trees and two giant moons in the sky.

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I found the fountain of youth in the garden of a beautiful villa, surrounded by well tended flower beds and ornate statues.

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Suddenly remembering my dream from the night before, I ran to the bathroom and emptied my guts into the toilet.

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On his admissions essay, one of the students explained that he didn't really care what he ended up doing for a career; the only thing that mattered to him was that he become famous.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today, they arrested the Coopers after finding dozens of corpses buried in their backyard.	119
The worst thing about the zombie apocalypse isn't all the dead people running around trying to eat the rest of us.	115
I've always known that I was a psychopath, but fear of the consequences of my actions has been enough to keep me from doing anything too rash.	110
My captor offered me the opportunity to gamble for my freedom.	109
I admit, my background in gaming had me a little bit excited when I woke up to find myself in a post apocalyptic wasteland, complete with zombies, cannibals, and roving gangs of lunatic bikers.	106
It takes years of practice to become a skilled surgeon.	105
My invention worked, and with the flip of a switch it sent me to a new Earth, one with spiraling blue trees and two giant moons in the sky.	105
I found the fountain of youth in the garden of a beautiful villa, surrounded by well tended flower beds and ornate statues.	97
Suddenly remembering my dream from the night before, I ran to the bathroom and emptied my guts into the toilet.	92
On his admissions essay, one of the students explained that he didn't really care what he ended up doing for a career; the only thing that mattered to him was that he become famous.	90