/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
On his admissions essay, one of the students explained that he didn't really care what he ended up doing for a career; the only thing that mattered to him was that he become famous.
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I spent the days leading up to my surgery terrified, imagining what horrible things might happen to me if they removed the wrong organ.
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As the hooker ties me to the bed, she assures me that this isn't the strangest kink she's ever helped someone with.
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When the boat sank, I threw everything off the raft to make as much room for as many people as possible.
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My neighbor tried to use some things he'd found out about my past to blackmail me into having sex with him.
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I took my baby sister to the park with me, but she crawled away when I was playing with some friends, and now I can't find her.
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