/u/LordFirebeard's posts
[WP] The first person to set foot on Mars blurts out "Look at me, I'm the King of Mars!" Well, the Martians, who have hidden from our robotic missions, have been waiting for the return of their king.
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[EU] "You're a wizard, Harry." How a 7-foot Sasquatch obtained magical powers is a mystery, but here he is at Hogwarts.
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[WP] Turns out, the Curse of the Mummy doesn't necessarily mean anyone's in danger, just that the Pharoah had a foul mouth
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[WP] Your organic farm delivery box contains a pair of Romanesco broccoli buds. What an odd, alien-looking little vegetable, you think. Then you look it up and discover there's no such thing as Romanesco broccoli.
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[WP] A capsule approaches and docks with the International Space Station. There was no resupply mission scheduled.
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[WP] In a rite of passage into adulthood, 18-year-olds must run through a vast nature preserve full of starving lions, bears and other wild carnivores.
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[EU] Santa is delivering in Venice Beach, CA on Christmas Eve in 1991 when his sleigh is stolen. The only witness is a stoner leaving a nearby bowling alley. Jeff Lebowski and Walter Sobchak are on the case.
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[EU] Ron Weasley introduces Hogwarts to a new game after studying a strange group of muggles. They call it "tackle football."
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