/u/LordFirebeard's posts
[WP] You were a great pharaoh, and you arranged for your high priest to cast a spell when you died that your mummy would awake if removed from your tomb. One problem: the spell said nothing about being able to move.
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[WP] You are a resident of the Twin Cities, the capital of an exiled human civilization on Ceres. Describe the public reaction when word gets out that a spacecraft from Earth has entered orbit around your home.
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[WP] While exploring a new planet, you kill a ferocious alien in self defense. Its head opens to reveal a small, slug-like creature at the controls of an organic robot. It pleads for mercy.
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[WP] A team of astronauts and scientists has landed on a barren planet with an Earth-like atmosphere. One day a random dude walks into the camp.
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[EU] Children, the muggle authorities have discovered that our school does not have the required amount of exercise. Starting today, Defense Against the Dark Arts has been replaced by mandatory Physical Education. This is your professor. You will refer to him as "Coach."
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[WP] In the not too distant future, 4:20 has become as important to the American cultural experience as High Tea is to the British.
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[WP] A spacecraft lands on your lawn, and a green alien emerges to ask, "Excuse me, have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"
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[EU] In 1930, Sam Spade (of the Maltese Falcon) is hired to find a time traveler’s stolen time machine.
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