/u/LostInTheCrowd95's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Upon your untimely death you are greeted by Odin, who asks you personally to be their right-hand man. Confused, you wonder how you have entered Valhalla, and Odin graciously calls upon your many victorious battles. You are a historical battle re-enactor.
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[WP] you’ve always hated dating and never got any hits. To switch things up, you join a dating app for mythical creatures and gods, you are the first human ever to join and inundated with offers.
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[WP] You dream you are in a battle and your sidekick tells you “I’m sorry I held them off as much as I could” before you awake. However you notice your dream catcher in tatters on the floor.
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[WP] You invite every billionaire you can think of to your wedding in the hopes of cashing a decent wedding gift. You did not expect any of them to show up but they did and now things are…interesting.
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[WP] you have lived with a continuous ticking sound for as long as you can remember. Doctors and psychiatrists diagnosed tinnitus but you knew it was something more. Today the ticking stopped and the rest of the world is deaf.
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[WP] “Of course we don’t turn into bats! We turn into cats, it’s a lot easier to be invited in that way” Said the vampire now standing in my living room.
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[WP] When you die you have the option to either go to heaven or go to hell. Seems the obvious choice but you choose hell and you're met with a sad satan whose long-awaited a friend to share the real “heaven”.
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[WP] A bird crashes into your window and you notice what should be a dead bird is a squawking mess with wires exposed. On its stomach is a message “Please return to head office” with an address attached. You don’t.
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[WP] No one has ever invited a god to their birthday because, why would you? However, you like to do things that most people don’t and now you’re at home surrounded by all these gods, partying like there’s no tomorrow.
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