/u/MidgardWyrm's posts
[WP] It was a purely transactional relationship, much like sex work: the vampire would be fed with a pint or two of your tasty blood, and you would get a high from the venom introduced by the feeding process. Lately, however, you suspect they may be harbouring romantic feelings for you...
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[WP] You, an alien/mythological being, are about to meet your offspring's human paramour for the first time. All thoughts about intimidation and the "overprotective father/mother" routine go straight out the window when you finally meet them because of a feeling of pants-sh*tting terror.
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[EU] A Noodle Incident involving the most ridiculous elements imaginable has, you, a lowly worker of the Imperium, somehow managing to fully heal the Emperor of Mankind, much to everyone's shock. Your quiet and more importantly safe life of an unnoticed cog in the machine is over, and you hate it.
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[WP] Two yanderes on the level of Yuno Gasai happily discuss the ones they love in a quiet room; you, one of the targets of affection, hide outside on the drainpipe or roof coincidentally with the other target. You're both terrified they may open a window or something.
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[WP] A twist on a typical Isekai, a Lovecraftian-like deity/abomination from our world is summoned instead of a typical human hero. They don't realize their mistake, and the Lovecraftian Deity thinks of this adventure as a LARP holiday of sorts.
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A Weird Thought: Harry Potter/That Time I was Reincarnated as a Slime -- Harry and Milim as a comedic duo?
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[WP] Years ago, your SO left you to save the world when they became a Chosen One. Unbeknownst to them, however, soon after you also became a Chosen One and left to save the world from a different threat. When they finally return home, they're shocked to find you gone and the home you shared empty.
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[EU] Mere hours before the "The Plan" is to commence, the cylons quickly notice increased and frantic activity from the entire Colonial Fleet. The problem? It's not the cylons the Colonials are worried about.
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[WP] Earth: The final, wild prototype for the Creator Deity's "Project Gaia". However, the "perfected" world that came after Earth cataclysmically and spectacularly "went wrong". Returning to Earth in contemplation, It is amazed by the chaotic, biological diversity that evolved during Its absence...
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[WP] You die but are reborn as an otherworldly reincarnation. You joined the Hero's Party, helped defeat the Great Evil, but you unfortunately died in the process. The catch? You reincarnate back into the same world just ten or so years later, younger but looking the same. This causes... problems.
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