/u/MrFitzgerald's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I spent two hours in the bathroom today.

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I'm terrified of clowns.

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I'm not a racist.

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It seemed as though mankind's time had come, after millenia beneath the waves the elder god Cthulhu rose from his sunken city ready to unleash his wrath.

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Pay no mind to the man chained up in the corner of the room.

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Indescribable was the relief I felt when Madeline shot my clone and not me.

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Don't worry if your tinder match doesn't show up for your date.

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"You let them go, my children deserve to stay with their mother!"

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So, six feet under?

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I can never manage to stuff all the things I need for a vacation into my suitcase.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I spent two hours in the bathroom today.	44
I'm terrified of clowns.	44
I'm not a racist.	41
It seemed as though mankind's time had come, after millenia beneath the waves the elder god Cthulhu rose from his sunken city ready to unleash his wrath.	39
Pay no mind to the man chained up in the corner of the room.	36
Indescribable was the relief I felt when Madeline shot my clone and not me.	33
Don't worry if your tinder match doesn't show up for your date.	33
"You let them go, my children deserve to stay with their mother!"	33
So, six feet under?	29
I can never manage to stuff all the things I need for a vacation into my suitcase.	28