/u/MrFitzgerald's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Do you know when you will die?

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"The truth is I love you Chris, I always have."

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"French" Fries is an offensive form of cultural appropriation.

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"Doctor Hoffman, please put a stop to this, the energy levels are off the charts, there's only a 1 in 4 chance this could actually work."

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My therapist wanted to check if he fully understood my delusions.

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I clutched the only bill I had in my hand, as I watched the cab's meter tick ever closer to it's 20$ value.

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Damned nanny state, not letting me shout "FIRE!" in a crowded theatre.

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I'm so lonely, I'd give ANYTHING for someone to share a life with me.

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My friend sent me another one of those funny "when will 2020 be over already?" memes.

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"So you're a cannibal murderer... huh, does that mean like: you kill cannibals?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Do you know when you will die?	25
"The truth is I love you Chris, I always have."	24
"French" Fries is an offensive form of cultural appropriation.	22
"Doctor Hoffman, please put a stop to this, the energy levels are off the charts, there's only a 1 in 4 chance this could actually work."	21
My therapist wanted to check if he fully understood my delusions.	21
I clutched the only bill I had in my hand, as I watched the cab's meter tick ever closer to it's 20$ value.	20
Damned nanny state, not letting me shout "FIRE!" in a crowded theatre.	19
I'm so lonely, I'd give ANYTHING for someone to share a life with me.	18
My friend sent me another one of those funny "when will 2020 be over already?" memes.	16
"So you're a cannibal murderer... huh, does that mean like: you kill cannibals?"	16