/u/MrFitzgerald's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Can we please stop it with all the stories about murder?

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Stop sticking your tongue on everything honey!

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Two minutes and six seconds, Bravo!

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This was the 3rd time I had the dream where I showed up naked to school.

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"Stop crying, a minute ago you said you liked ice cream!"

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Recycling is important.

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I wish I were dead

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My eyes filled with awe as the angel of death descended to take the soul of the man trying to kill me.

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"Never Time Travel"

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As a realtor, always have a speech prepared, even for those people that drop by open houses for the free food with no intention of buying the property.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Can we please stop it with all the stories about murder?	15
Stop sticking your tongue on everything honey!	15
Two minutes and six seconds, Bravo!	14
This was the 3rd time I had the dream where I showed up naked to school.	14
"Stop crying, a minute ago you said you liked ice cream!"	12
Recycling is important.	11
I wish I were dead	11
My eyes filled with awe as the angel of death descended to take the soul of the man trying to kill me.	10
"Never Time Travel"	9
As a realtor, always have a speech prepared, even for those people that drop by open houses for the free food with no intention of buying the property.	8