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[WP] 8 year old Billy doesn’t believe in Santa anymore. Just to be sure, he poisons Santa’s milk and cookies with rat poison to end all this Christmas BS forever. He is awoken the next morning by general pandemonium downstairs....
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[WP] You want to die, but God has decided suicides will be immediately reversed. Undeterred, you decide to act like a complete asshole until someone takes care of it for you.
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[WP] While metal detecting, you come across what appears to be a very old key. Marked on the end in gothic writing you can plainly read "Key to the city. Bearer chosen to rule when in possession".
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[WP] You and some friends are messing around with Siri and you jokingly ask “Siri, where are the bodies?”. She answers. Again. And again. And again....
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[WP] - An ad in your local paper advertises “Sweatshop workers wanted”. You’re desperate and apply in person: You walk in the door and are stunned to see gleaming crystal vials lining the walls with small amounts of liquid in each. So begins your lucrative career in sweat collection.
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[WP] 2039. Earth. Santa has nobody to deliver gifts to, what with the global climate catastrophe. Having not seen a soul in 17 years, (other than elves and the missus) Santa is woken from a nice Sunday afternoon nap to a blaring alarm: someone is outside the ice wall and is trying to get in.
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