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My little daughter walked into the bathroom just as I finished wrapping up the cut in my arm.

1929 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[WP] You have a crush on the local superhero, but they're a workaholic who only has time for crime. In order to get their attention, you become a villain.

402 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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"Good for you; if you commit to this cutting cycle I'm sure you'll finally lose that extra weight!"

333 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I made it to the toilet just in time to throw up.

208 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When I was a kid, my mom hated it when I cussed, but I still got away with it.

163 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Sitting alone at the counter in the otherwise empty bar, I felt bad for keeping the bartender from closing up early, so I bought him a few rounds of shots to make the shift go by faster.

117 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client is a gentle soul, a peaceful woman who has always striven to forgive and forget.

56 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] You consider yourself the greatest criminal mastermind ever to hsve menaced your city. However, the local superhero has just dismissed you as a minor threat on live public television and declared they have no intentions of bringing you to justice. Your response?

12 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] The villain has shot the superhero squad with a Body Swapping Beam. A disoriented hero adjusts to inhabiting one of their comrades' bodies, and wielding an unfamiliar power.

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[WP] You are a brilliant, but eccentric, scientist, being interviewed on a popular daytime talk show about your latest, and most controversial, invention.

9 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My little daughter walked into the bathroom just as I finished wrapping up the cut in my arm.	1929	TwoSentenceSadness
[WP] You have a crush on the local superhero, but they're a workaholic who only has time for crime. In order to get their attention, you become a villain.	402	WritingPrompts
"Good for you; if you commit to this cutting cycle I'm sure you'll finally lose that extra weight!"	333	TwoSentenceSadness
I made it to the toilet just in time to throw up.	208	TwoSentenceSadness
When I was a kid, my mom hated it when I cussed, but I still got away with it.	163	TwoSentenceSadness
Sitting alone at the counter in the otherwise empty bar, I felt bad for keeping the bartender from closing up early, so I bought him a few rounds of shots to make the shift go by faster.	117	TwoSentenceSadness
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client is a gentle soul, a peaceful woman who has always striven to forgive and forget.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You consider yourself the greatest criminal mastermind ever to hsve menaced your city. However, the local superhero has just dismissed you as a minor threat on live public television and declared they have no intentions of bringing you to justice. Your response?	12	WritingPrompts
[WP] The villain has shot the superhero squad with a Body Swapping Beam. A disoriented hero adjusts to inhabiting one of their comrades' bodies, and wielding an unfamiliar power.	12	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a brilliant, but eccentric, scientist, being interviewed on a popular daytime talk show about your latest, and most controversial, invention.	9	WritingPrompts