WritingPrompts

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[WP] "So what will happen? The end of the universe?" "Worse ... we have to work together." "Shit ... is the end of the universe really that bad?"	40
[WP] A Lich denounced all those who attacked, mistreated and gossiped about him over the last few decades, he had remembered that he was still "technically" a citizen of the empire and therefore protected by its laws. And nothing he had done was against the law... only in the "gray area of law"	33
[WP] "EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE BOLTED TO THE FLOOR! NOW!" "You can’t bolt everything to the floor, that’s stupid. They’ll just steal the floor"	30
[WP] "Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but nobody knows why. In our lab we combine theory and practice, nothing works and nobody knows why."	28
[WP] "Remember, the heretic burning is at 9 p.m. and our dark master also said to buy t-shirts, thank you"	27
[WP] "I'm sorry I sneaked into the school library..." "Is that all? Are you sure there's nothing else? There is usually mor-" "Oh... Well... I sneaked into the secret library too, and into that other secret library hidden behind the first one..."	27
[WP] "I am not giving you money to further support your gambling addiction. Furthermore, using your Oracle magic in gambling is illegal. It baffles me how you managed to lose ever so frequently despite the ability to peer into the future."	27
[WP] "Why does it always feel wrong when we kiss?" "Because I don't have lips, Anne. I'm a Lich."	25
[WP] "So let me get this straight. You attack us without being provoked, you slaughter us, destroy everything we have, burn our places of worship, tear apart our culture, plunder our dead. We have always fought only in defense and that makes us monsters? Are we the bad guys?"The Kobold looked at us.	25
[WP] Don't be silly, of course there are gods. Don’t go telling the Outer Gods that they don’t exist, or they’ll make you stop existing. They are small and weak to me, but they can still do it to you. But I'm not one of them. I'm a Dreamer.	24

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