WritingPrompts

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[WP] "I've been up all night to taste poisons and, for some reason, I don't feel great." "Wait, you just said you tested poison on yourself and you're wondering why you're sick?"	23
[WP] I like going to the cemetery early i the morning because, if you're calm and patient, the skeletons will approach and even eat right out of your hand	20
[WP] “Magic isn’t good or bad, kid. It just… is. And you’ve got to decide what you want it to be. But hey, that’s just the ideas of some cursed old wizard lady who lives with two demons and a human.”	20
[WP] "If you are reading this diary, I recommend that you close it immediately. The necrotic notes and experiments contained here will bring you nothing but trouble." Oh, this sounds interesting ...	17
[WP] "Even the designers themselves don't know why this fucking thing works! But since this shit just worked, no one questioned it and it was mass produced..." "Welp... we are fucked"	17
[WP] The Hubble Space Telescope discovers that in the heart of every black hole there is a little man with a flashlight looking for the light switch	17
[WP] The orcs are elves, the dwarves are elves, the men are elves, even the fucking cat people are occasionally elves. The only race that isn't elves is the elves...	17
[WP] You just summoned a demon using cheese ... it was just a stupid bet, you weren't even committed to it	16
[WP] Waking up from a nap is always a complicated thing. Once, you went to sleep in the great outer darkness only to wake up and realize that there were new things around you. Universes, stars and tiny mortals living on rocks floating in the void.	16
[WP] Rather racist of you to assume I was a human before I became a Lich, don't you think?	16

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