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[WP] Impatiently, you hammer the Basement button on the elevator 11 times. A voice chimes "Access granted", and the floor number display starts to read out negative numbers.
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[WP] You are an English major sitting with a friend in the engineering building of your college campus. Suddenly, alarm klaxons blare, and a synthetic voice speaks over the PA: "Automated defense system active. All non-authorized personnel will be eliminated"
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[WP] As a goof, you gaslight one of your friends by telling them they're in a coma and they need to wake up. They've taken you far too seriously. This is an ordeal now.
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[WP] You wake up with a pen and a piece of paper in your hands. Scrawled in your handwriting on the paper is "Go back to sleep, I need your help"
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[WP] Four chefs stand as finalists in a reality cooking show. "The special ingredient for this sudden death round," said the announcer, raising the box to reveal two butcher knives, "is human."
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[WP] All of the birds on Earth have begun flying to and congregating in Gary, Indiana. No one seems to know why.
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[WP] An explosion rocks your university campus. Sitting in a study room, you hear the blast, and the quiet girl of your friend group stands up and sighs calmly, "I wish they'd given me more time."
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