/u/OffensivelyYours's posts
[WP] You, a vampire, are just trying to go to your senior prom. You haven't been able to get anyone to invite you into the building though.
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[WP] Divorce proceedings now include determining which party retains which memories of their relationship and of their children.
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[WP] Growing up you always thought your parents had the normal "Mom strength" and "Dad reflexes". Now that you're having children of your own, you realize they had superpowers. And now so do you.
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[WP] "I'm telling you, the guy was dressed like a field biologist. He looked ridiculous!" "That 'guy' just took down the strongest superhero on the west coast. We're taking him seriously."
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[WP] As you pull back your shower curtain in the morning, you discover a shabby version of yourself looking back at you. Before you can cry out, they place their finger to their lips and yank you into the shower with them, closing the curtain behind you.
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[WP] Plenty of people have tried to escape Hell with little success. No one has ever broken out of Heaven to try and liberate someone from Hell. Until you.
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[WP] A superhero is employed by a law firm to protect their building in a city known for large superhero battles. Today is their performance review.
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