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Why do giraffes not eat meat?

30 upvotes • r/AntiJokes

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When I finally worked up the nerve to knock, the door opened and I was amazed to see the spitting image of the girl I had loved so many years ago.

17 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The knife still hung in my hand, but I no longer felt it.

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Bro sometimes it's the eggs.

10 upvotes • r/nonsense

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A poem

7 upvotes • r/nonsense

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I taught my pets to do home renovation work. So if you come over and see my dog home alone in the bathroom, don't worry...

7 upvotes • r/dadjokes

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There's a company that makes cardboard chickens for Robert Duvall

3 upvotes • r/nonsense

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Since fins and tails exist in both fish and aquatic mammals, did these appendages need to evolve twice? Are they coded differently in the genome?

1 upvotes • r/askscience

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What is a simple but reasonably accurate physical model of the problem of reducing "jiggle" e.g. in bra design?

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Does an emulsion of soap, water, and food particles (oil and starches) clean dirty pots easier than soap and water? Could you quicken cleaning by just putting these components in a blender and using that as your first-pass cleaning liquid?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why do giraffes not eat meat?	30	AntiJokes
When I finally worked up the nerve to knock, the door opened and I was amazed to see the spitting image of the girl I had loved so many years ago.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
The knife still hung in my hand, but I no longer felt it.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
Bro sometimes it's the eggs.	10	nonsense
A poem	7	nonsense
I taught my pets to do home renovation work. So if you come over and see my dog home alone in the bathroom, don't worry...	7	dadjokes
There's a company that makes cardboard chickens for Robert Duvall	3	nonsense
Since fins and tails exist in both fish and aquatic mammals, did these appendages need to evolve twice? Are they coded differently in the genome?	1	askscience
What is a simple but reasonably accurate physical model of the problem of reducing "jiggle" e.g. in bra design?	1	askscience
Does an emulsion of soap, water, and food particles (oil and starches) clean dirty pots easier than soap and water? Could you quicken cleaning by just putting these components in a blender and using that as your first-pass cleaning liquid?	1	askscience