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Why did the thief always take a shower when he robbed someone?

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I can't really say what happened because it was one big blur.

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My visiting British friend looked confused when I brought him to a gay bar.

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My past-self and I almost came to blows over the perceived carelessness of our travels through time together.

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They began the process of repossession.

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Recent legislation banned the cloning of any living organisms aside from sheep due to some legal loopholes that no lawyer could fully explain.

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I had no fear for I have danced with Death himself.

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I started to suspect some of my fellow castaways may be surreptitiously sabotaging our attempts at getting rescued.

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During a heated discussion regarding racism in modern times, my friend told me he knew a place where segregation was still a regular occurrence.

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My buddy gave me a shot of something he said would help me pass the polygraph.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why did the thief always take a shower when he robbed someone?	53
I can't really say what happened because it was one big blur.	52
My visiting British friend looked confused when I brought him to a gay bar.	50
My past-self and I almost came to blows over the perceived carelessness of our travels through time together.	49
They began the process of repossession.	48
Recent legislation banned the cloning of any living organisms aside from sheep due to some legal loopholes that no lawyer could fully explain.	47
I had no fear for I have danced with Death himself.	46
I started to suspect some of my fellow castaways may be surreptitiously sabotaging our attempts at getting rescued.	46
During a heated discussion regarding racism in modern times, my friend told me he knew a place where segregation was still a regular occurrence.	46
My buddy gave me a shot of something he said would help me pass the polygraph.	45