/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My inbox was flooded with comments relating to my post about explosives.

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I, a white male, asked the black female if she picked her cotton yet.

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I had been on enough blind dates to know that most people pretend to be someone they are not.

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The key to a successful marriage is good communication between partners.

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My buddy annoyingly made the studfinder beep whenever he pointed at himself.

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Barbie has had many powerful careers such as doctor, astronaut and business executive.

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The quality of my work was concrete.

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Everyone thought that working at the cemetery would be an easy job.

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At the beginning of December my nemesis, claiming a moment of clarity, gave me a peanut butter smoothie as a peace offering.

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I drank the entire bottle of whiskey in front of the customs agents out of spite.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My inbox was flooded with comments relating to my post about explosives.	60
I, a white male, asked the black female if she picked her cotton yet.	57
I had been on enough blind dates to know that most people pretend to be someone they are not.	56
The key to a successful marriage is good communication between partners.	56
My buddy annoyingly made the studfinder beep whenever he pointed at himself.	55
Barbie has had many powerful careers such as doctor, astronaut and business executive.	55
The quality of my work was concrete.	55
Everyone thought that working at the cemetery would be an easy job.	55
At the beginning of December my nemesis, claiming a moment of clarity, gave me a peanut butter smoothie as a peace offering.	55
I drank the entire bottle of whiskey in front of the customs agents out of spite.	54