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When I asked what the odds were, my friend joked "1, 3, 5, 7."

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"Nailed it!" he gleefully exclaimed, admiring his handiwork.

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Seeing me frantically searching for my phone, my friend asked me when I last remembered seeing it.

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"Why are you rubbing that stone on your bunk, soldier?!" bellowed the sergeant.

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I was ecstatic when I got my first hat trick.

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I made it home in record time only to discover my mother-in-law had used my wife's phone to text me.

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The stunt failed because first of all, "pied" means colorful, not covered in pies.

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"I'm begging you to spare my life, Don Delfino."

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The sun had scarcely risen when the crowd formed making it difficult to determine who was singing the national anthem.

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Time spent during lock down granted me some personal growth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I asked what the odds were, my friend joked "1, 3, 5, 7."	73
"Nailed it!" he gleefully exclaimed, admiring his handiwork.	72
Seeing me frantically searching for my phone, my friend asked me when I last remembered seeing it.	69
"Why are you rubbing that stone on your bunk, soldier?!" bellowed the sergeant.	66
I was ecstatic when I got my first hat trick.	66
I made it home in record time only to discover my mother-in-law had used my wife's phone to text me.	65
The stunt failed because first of all, "pied" means colorful, not covered in pies.	64
"I'm begging you to spare my life, Don Delfino."	62
The sun had scarcely risen when the crowd formed making it difficult to determine who was singing the national anthem.	61
Time spent during lock down granted me some personal growth.	60