/u/Outside_Normal's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"...and that's how I met your mother sister."

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Feeling a malevolent presence in the Chinese Embassy, I demanded to know if there were any spirits trying to frighten me.

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Like Eurydice, she strode soundlessly behind me with silent footsteps but undeniably there.

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When I got caught cheating by my girlfriend with her twin, I lamely claimed I simply confused them with each other.

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From the hollow depths of his hood Death intoned, "I am not here for you."

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"My failure to get those points after a touchdown might be psychological and I think this group could really help me," the jock explained, holding up the pamphlet.

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On his deathbed, my father sagely told me, "You must never, EVER look up."

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I randomly threw some ideas around to see what would stick.

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Leafing through the classifieds I saw a want ad seeking a sniper.

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I was arguing with my friends about being ambidextrous.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"...and that's how I met your mother sister."	118
Feeling a malevolent presence in the Chinese Embassy, I demanded to know if there were any spirits trying to frighten me.	118
Like Eurydice, she strode soundlessly behind me with silent footsteps but undeniably there.	118
When I got caught cheating by my girlfriend with her twin, I lamely claimed I simply confused them with each other.	114
From the hollow depths of his hood Death intoned, "I am not here for you."	110
"My failure to get those points after a touchdown might be psychological and I think this group could really help me," the jock explained, holding up the pamphlet.	108
On his deathbed, my father sagely told me, "You must never, EVER look up."	107
I randomly threw some ideas around to see what would stick.	107
Leafing through the classifieds I saw a want ad seeking a sniper.	104
I was arguing with my friends about being ambidextrous.	103