/u/PalaceOfficial's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You’re a necromancer that has been run out of every town you’ve ever settled in for being who you are. You wipe tears out of your eyes as you dig a deep hole, finding solace in your work. Your shovel bangs against bones and you stop, tears suddenly forgotten. Dinosaur bones. Now they’ll pay.
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[WP] You are a competitive eater, shoveling down cheeseburgers to hit the world record. You’re doing great until your heart stops, keeling over in the middle of your tenth. Suddenly you are in front of a massive door manned by a bored viking. “Good news, you technically qualify for Valhalla”
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[WP] In 1941, Vampires successfully infiltrated the Red Cross and started collecting blood. Many years later, they are no longer parasites, now in a mutually beneficial relationship with humanity. While bringing cookies to a nursing home, you lock eyes with a former vampire hunter
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[WP] There is a hole in the woods in your neighborhood. The kids throw rocks down it, never hearing them hit the bottom. One day you slip and fall in. You were terrified at first, but you’ve been falling for three days now and you’re kind of bored
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[WP] The gods have been searching for you for years. You cover your head with a hat and hide behind people with similar clothing. Your life is constant fear. You are Waldo and this is your story.
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[WP] You have an odd ability to make water slightly heavier. A power so useless that you don’t even mention it to anyone. Turns out, you’re creating tritium, radioactive hydrogen ions used in nuclear energy. You are the king of the energy crisis
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[WP] You, an immortal, went to sleep for a few hundred years. You wake up to statues of yourself being worshiped as a god, your followers having murdered and razed the surrounding cities to spread their religion. They will find you a vengeful god.
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[WP] You’re a mercenary, wreaking destruction across the lands for years, sacking cities and looting castles. Finally, the remaining kingdoms pool their resources and hire you to do nothing for several decades. Those years have passed and you’re a 65 year old man. Time to get back out there.
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[WP] While teaching, you hear one of your exchange students swear in a different language. “What language was that, John?” you ask. “North Picene,” he says casually and goes back to coloring. Later that day, you stub your toe and repeat what he said. The offending chair leg crumbles to dust
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[WP] You are a collector of mechanical clocks, despite society phasing them out over the years. Today a man appeared in your house out of thin air. “Sorry, it's the only anchor in this decade. The government got the rest” He touches the face of your prize grandfather clock lovingly and sprints out
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