/u/Ray_Dillinger's posts
[WP] you just woke up and got out of bed in a small suburban house. You're wearing pajamas. You're really not sure what to do next, since you've never been inside a building or worn clothes before. Did someone mistake you for a human?
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[WP]It's simple really. Who can learn what the Beast knows? Only one who has no preconceptions or expectations of the world that can be broken into madness by the deepest knowledge. And where can we find such a person? In the cradle. Granted, it's a mad plan. But sanity is for the weak.
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[WP] The defendant is on trial for subverting a musical paradigm. Most of the testimony has been instrumental, though some was accompanied vocals or a capella. You're the court reporter. It's your job to write the song about this case.
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[WP] Up until her sister Mary introduced you, you never realized that Carol of the Bells and Christmas Carol are actually the same person.
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[WP] The dinosaurs were assassinated. Well, technically one of them was assassinated. It's best not to micromanage assassins, but be careful what you're hiring them for. Someone who doesn't live on the same planet may not see a reason to avoid using excessive force.
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[WP] If you manage to somehow skip one second forward past the moment of your death, it could be a good long time before the universe figures out how to pull you back. Maybe never. Or, you know, the attempt to skip forward may just be what kills you.
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[WP]The time bomb challenge: Who'll find it? What'll they force you to do? Will your 'straight' life be over and you become a slave? The terrible possibilities had thrilled her. Someone finding it had been terrifying. Somehow a g-rated movie and an ice cream date weren't what she expected.
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[WP] Eventually I'm going to be killed by a paranoid. They're just so damn jumpy, sooner or later I'm gonna set one off. So I took the case folder from my boss's practice and copied the names and addresses of all the paranoid patients. I've got to get them first.
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