/u/Ray_Dillinger's posts
[WP]Jay put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.' His girlfriend put the 'hot' in 'psychotic.' It was a match made in ... well, a match made somewhere.
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[WP] You solved Fermi's Paradox. A simple, reasonable, easy physics experiment (The Mistake) would cause Vacuum Decay. If there were anybody out there they'd have made The Mistake and we (and the rest of the Universe) wouldn't be here. Now you have to convince your lab partner not to try it.
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[WP] The cat looked into my eyes and I could see: she was desperately trying to figure out how to scream.
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[WP] Today someone had accused her of something called original sin. She was flattered, but what she'd done wasn't truly original. It was just a boring old sin done with new technology. A really, truly new, original sin... that would be something special. New goal!
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[WP]A ghost that haunts a place makes a deal with a real estate agent trying to sell it, because the ghost is lonely and wants people to live there.
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[WP]About fifty-eight centuries ago somebody invented writing. Probably about two centuries after that, I found out about it. Since then I've kept a diary.
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[WP] Some weapons should be used only with great caution, because they're more likely than their wielders to win.
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[WP] You were trying to learn enough so you'd know too much to get rid of, but you overshot. Now you know too much to be allowed to live. That's a very fine line with almost no wiggle room.
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[WP]Sometimes I talk to Abby. She's a good girl and never hurt anybody. She likes to hear about sunshine, clouds, birdsong - outdooors. She can't go out since she got sick. She likes the flowers I bring her. She always wants me to move the stone, but I won't. You can't just let a vampire out.
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[WP]You have no idea who the old guy is, but several of the museum security guards are walking in formation around him. You're in the east wing, in the new exhibit of Abstract Art, where you see him point at one of the paintings - mostly color blotches and angles - and say, "Wait! I know her!"
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