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[WP] As two well-dressed men stepped out of the bar with their dates, a young man asked them for change. Crow and Loki exchanged glances, Eris laughed, and Titania smiled warmly. "He wants change," she said. "Let's take turns."
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[WP] You were supposed to bring back the head of a dragon, so you got your BFF Estrella to help you with the quest. You're both horrified by the implications when you discover that they didn't want you to bring back the rest of her.
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[WP]It was boring to watch transplanted humans interact with the most accurate available recreation of their world, so they researched human movies to see what kind of additional creatures humans believed in. Things started off well, but the kaiju were probably a mistake.
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[WP]You'd been pretending to be part of a couple. But now your family expects to meet your "other half." You're going nuts trying to figure out what to do. Then your friend offers to play your SO for this trip home - but only if you make them your SO for real. Now you *really* don't know what to do.
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[WP] The tattoo on her shoulder said 'What's written on my body is written on my soul.' When you asked what it meant, she handed you a magic marker. 'Write something good.'
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[WP] I didn't say I decided, I said I committed deicide. I didn't want to, but have you ever dealt with an immortal who has a death wish? He left me no choice. And now all these other old dieties want the same. Just try explaining that to their worshippers.
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[WP] My opinion of human civilization? Well, it's an interesting idea, but after all this time it doesn't seem very likely that you'd start one. And honestly you're doing better than anyone expected without it.
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[WP] There's a new dating app. They've made it impossible to lie on your profile. Filtered images, enhanced job titles/descriptions, bullshit histories, etc, are all replaced with plain truth. Everybody thought they knew exactly how popular this would be, but most of them were wrong.
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[WP] Start the day by trying to get a wild alligator stoned. After that go shopping cart surfing on the freeway, holding onto truck bumpers. Then there's an attempt at skiing on cast-iron frying pans, but that only works on pavement. Being Florida Man is Awesome, Amazing, and Incredibly Stupid.
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