WritingPrompts

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[WP] “Think about it, Mr. Bond: all the times I’ve had you dead to rights and, instead of killing you, I’ve put you in some ridiculous death trap you invariably escape. Why? Because I’ve never wanted you dead.”	30
[WP] A lighthouse makes light; so just for a lark, I built me a darkhouse. A darkhouse makes dark.	29
[WP] You are the court appointed mediator for the Magic School Bus Survivor’s group. What you hear terrifies you.	26
[WP] After discovering a soviet submarine with nuclear missiles sunken off the coast of your private island, you attempt to inform the authorities. Thanks to a garbled transmission, they think you are holding the world ransom. You are the next target of 007.	25
[WP] They claimed I was mad at the university! Mad, they said! They were right, of course, but they needn’t have been so openly rude about it.	21
[WP] Why are you doing this?!? “Troll the ancient Yuletide, Carol.” Is… is that comma a mistake? “No.”	18
[WP] A recent viral trend of sticking googly eyes on random objects has led to the most hilarious mimic attacks.	17
[WP] “No, no, no. I understand the confusion. That’s the other place you’re thinking of. Our slogan is: Eat Flesh.”	14
[WP] You are a solo arctic researcher tasked with monitoring local wildlife. Something has gone terribly wrong. As starvation and exposure threatens to finish you off, a pointy eared man in a funny festive outfit appears in front of you…	12
[WP] “No, it’s not an error. ‘This curse can only be broken by true love’s first kill.’ What the hell does that mean?”	10

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