/u/RipVanWinkle357's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As a child, people believed your ability to talk to animals would make you a fine veterinarian. Funny how you got into the extermination business instead.
618 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] “Our translator must be malfunctioning. This human is without child, correct? It appears to be asking about its ‘fur-baby.’”
265 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Face to face with the Villain for the first time, the Hero cries out, “Why are you doing this?” The Villain grows somber and responds “Why aren’t you?”
208 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] As you approach the cursed Princess, you review the magical seal with concern. “True loves fist… that can’t be right?”
139 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] Everyone around assumes you’re stumbling along because “you’re drunk” or “you haven’t had your coffee.” Few people guess it’s because you don’t know how to drive this body well.
135 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] As a low-level goblin, you aren’t expected to do much damage to a party of adventurers. Yet here you are, the Hero of the Realm dead at your feet, wondering what the hell you’re going to do next.
95 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You are aware of the irony that you, a vampire, are a night guard at the blood bank, but you’ve never touched a drop at work. Even so, some bags have turned up empty and the heat is on.
79 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] With the appearance of extraterrestrial life, xenology took off. When you picked art history as your focus, you didn’t think you’d find yourself at the center of an interspecies war.
77 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] A beloved superhero, who has ended most crime in the city, struggles to stop one last criminal organization headed by a mysterious unseen leader. One day, a low level henchman learns the truth: the hero and the boss are the same person.
71 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list