/u/ShitposterSL's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Long ago, a witch that really hated you cursed you with the gift of immortality. Now, mileniums later, both of you have a platonic relationship because you are the only ones who remember the magic, the wonders and the days of old.
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[WP] It finally happened, with the arranged marriage between your son and the heiress to the eastern kingdom your lineage is secure and the future of your great empire is bright. You finally have time to put down the crown and chase your once childhood dream of becoming an adventurer.
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[EU] After being called unworthy of becoming the Dragon Warrior, Tai Lung travelled far and wide until he found a new master, a great rat named Splinter that adopted and trained him like the rest of his sons.
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[WP] You've been haunted by this ghost for as long as you can remember. Now in your deathbed you make a final promise. Once you die you will find the ghost in the afterlife and beat the hell out of it for being so damn annoying
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[WP] In the year 2332 humanity at last managed to go and explore the stars... only to find out that in the Milky way alone 3 other races call themselves "humans" as well
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[WP] You live in a post apocalyptic world. You don't know what kind of apocalypse happened, no one seems to remember neither the event nor the world from before. There is no particular threat to life anywhere. But everyone swears that not so long ago an something horrible happened.
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[EU] While on a mission Darth Vader finds some Guardsmen that claim to be from the planet of Cadia, they seem super loyal to the Emperor and really want to kill traitors, so he welcomes them to the 501st.
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[WP] Having a flame sword is a pain in the ass. It melted 3 sheaths, you can barely hold it in your hands from how hot it is. And can't wear it on your back because it makes your armor heat up as well. Seriously, the mage that thought this was a good idea should be fired.
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[WP] "You've been so indoctrinated that you can't see the kind of monsters you are working with?!" "What? No, i know I'm with the bad guys, they told me when I was 16, but what I'm gonna do? Turn against the family that adopted me? I have principles man"
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