/u/ShitposterSL's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Typical Dark fantasy story, but the dark lord is a human with an army of elves and dwarves conquering the peaceful demon empire, the wise undead kingdom and the dragon union of merchants.
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[WP] You are the most influential human alive. Why? You are earth's food regulator, you decide what human foods go to which planets. And many species would do anything to keep receiving Pizza and Coke
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[WP] Typical Dark fantasy story, but the dark lord is a human with an army of elves and dwarves conquering the peaceful demon empire, the wise undead kingdom and the dragon union of merchants.
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[WP] A time traveller is getting married to a dimension jumper, now they must discuss when and where will they have their honey moon.
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[WP] You might be a random nameless minion in the Dark Lord's army, but you still considered them a friend, perhaps more than that, which is why seeing their corpse in front of the hero fills you with such rage and sadness.
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[WP] The story of a vampire that accidentally drank wine reserved for mass, and since he drank the blood of Jesus willingly is now forced to become part of the church and fight against the forces of evil.
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[WP] The hero and the villain are married, there are no secret identities, they are fully aware of who their spouse really is, but both are playing the long con, one trying to "fix their spouse" and the other to "make them worse"
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[WP] You were the weakest soldier in the Dark Lord's army, between demons, orcs, vampires, and much more you were just a resurrected corpse. And still the Dark Lord sacrificed himself only to save you.
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[WP] A young demon keeps summoning you and asking for stuff like "a free Disney+ account" "2 cheeseburges" "23 bucks" is easy, but you are getting annoyed
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