/u/ShittyStockPicker's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
We flagged her in the national DNA registry and got her to step in the shower all on her own with the promise of a spa day. NSFW
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Beautiful isn't it: We flagged her with a DNA database, we chose her with behavioral AI, we brought her here in a chauffeured Range Rover, and she tossed her robe aside and gingerly stepped into a steaming shower with calming scents of eucalyptus.
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My wife was one of the NASA scientists that verified something alien was snuffing out stars light years away.
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Mr. Rosaland, based on my personal experiences working for your company I have reaffirmed my ideological commitment to the idea that prioritizing self-interest will ultimately lead to the greatest aggregate societal good, and no longer take what you did in service to your company personally.
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