/u/SleepyLoner's posts
[WP] Everything you say comes out wrong. This has gotten you both in serious trouble and tremendous fortune.
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[WP] The song you were listening to had such an effect on you that it changed you completely. Likewise, your cat listened to the song and became a tiger.
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[WP] You are the protagonist with the darkest backstory ever. No really, the moon wasn't out and the flashlight ran out of batteries when your tragic origin story began.
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[RF] A child who was raised in the city goes to the country. For the first time ever, he sees a beautiful starry sly.
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[WP] "You are a good knight, Sir Henry, one of the kingdom's best, but you will never understand how it is to be caged in a prison of gold."
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[WP] One million years into the future, humanity has colonized the stars. Earth has long been forgotten, and evolution has taken effect. On a distant planet, the inhabitants receive an alien message. "Greetings, we are humans from the planet Earth. We come in peace."
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[WP] The candy wrapper you threw onto the sidewalk magically transforms into a wrestler and punches you in the face, then chastises you for not throwing your trash properly.
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[WP] Slowly, the writers of a children's show turn it from a happy adventure across a magical land, to a dark fantasy full of death and suffering.
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