/u/SleepyLoner's posts
[WP] Your parents return from their trip to the grocery store in full plate armor and wizard's robes.
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[WP] The ultimate source of our fear is our own imagination, but you cannot remove one without also taking the other. In the future, children without fear are raised as unimaginative workers or soldiers, and those with fear are raised as leaders or inventors.
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[WP] He grins madly, wipes the blood off his brow, and cracks his knuckles. He has finally found an equal.
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[WP] Life is a video game and each year you are given points to put into various attributes. While everyone uses their yearly powerups on flashy skills and magic spells, you put everything into stats.
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[WP] On his way to Red Riding Hood's house, the Big Bad Wolf spots Hansel and Gretel being ushered in by the Wicked Witch.
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[WP] Whenever your parents read you a bedtime story, they always add more detail than what was written in the book. Almost as if they've been there themselves...
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[EU] Charles Xavier pitied the Hogwarts students who were about to be subjected to Deadpool and whatever was his twisted idea of teaching.
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[WP] Everyday on your way to work, something completely ridiculous happens that forces you to be late, and your boss is starting to not believe you.
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