/u/SlowChurch's posts
[WP] You stare at the pills in your hand. The doctor taps his foot impatiently. "These will really cure me of hearing that voice?" you ask. The doctor rolls his eyes. "Yes, you'll never hear her again." You level your gaze on the doctor. "I never told anyone the voice was female..."
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[WP] You have the power to wipe memories. Instead of becoming a super villain like your brother, you started a service for people who want to watch the same movie over again for the first time.
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[WP] I want to hear about the adventures of a Roomba that got out the front door and tried to clean up the world.
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[WP] You come down from the high. Depression kicks in like always since the voices are bound to come back. As you plot your next fix, a voice appears. But this time it's just one. "Hello? Please no more drugs, it's killing us. If you help us, we can make you better, powerful. We can make you a god."
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[WP] A new soundproofing method has been invented where the soundwaves get transported to a past date where humans didn't exist yet. Your neighbors are thankful. However, your band's music has had some odd effects on history.
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[WP] The group of archeologists stood in stunned silence. They'd found the tail of the creature four miles away and they just discovered the skull. What they didn't expect was the skeleton is intact.
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[WP] You came across an ancient scroll that taught you the language of every animal on earth, including some plants. This has made you a very effective private investigator.
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[WP] You wipe the sweat from your brow. Pulling the 3 of clubs from your pocket, you ask, "Is this your card?" Everyone applauds and you bow. As the crowd disperses, an old man walks up and grabs your arm. "That was impossible," he said, "I know card tricks and that wasn't a trick."
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[WP] "So you've got super strength and x-ray vision, huh? That's quaint. My superpower? I can say the exact thing that will make anyone weep uncontrollably."
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