/u/SpuriousPultroon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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This reflective vest is great for running through the city at night!

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Evie's parents were proud when she finally overcame her fear of the bathtub drain.

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My friend was flushed, sweating, and short of breath, so I hit him with my Epi-pen...

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As the bulbous orange face on my kitchen table grinned its fiery grin and stared with its backlit eyes, I remembered that I had not yet bought a pumpkin for Halloween...

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As he flapped his wings and approached me for the third day this week, I felt the world fall out from beneath my feet; I knew what he was going to demand of me before the words ever left his mouth...

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I kept warning my husband not to screw around with the wood chipper, but he never listened to me!

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For sale: Baby shoes.

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I never did believe that old wives' tale about men with big feet...

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I looked down over the food court as the outbreak's survivors tore each other apart with bare hands and teeth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This reflective vest is great for running through the city at night!	17
Evie's parents were proud when she finally overcame her fear of the bathtub drain.	13
My friend was flushed, sweating, and short of breath, so I hit him with my Epi-pen...	12
As the bulbous orange face on my kitchen table grinned its fiery grin and stared with its backlit eyes, I remembered that I had not yet bought a pumpkin for Halloween...	10
As he flapped his wings and approached me for the third day this week, I felt the world fall out from beneath my feet; I knew what he was going to demand of me before the words ever left his mouth...	9
I kept warning my husband not to screw around with the wood chipper, but he never listened to me!	9
For sale: Baby shoes.	8
I never did believe that old wives' tale about men with big feet...	6
I looked down over the food court as the outbreak's survivors tore each other apart with bare hands and teeth.	6