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[WP] At first contact, it was assumed that humans are an amphibious species. Turns out the idea of having a pool, or bath tub, or even a shower is friggen weird to most alien species.

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[WP]you are looked at as one of the most successful super heroes. Not because you have any excellent powers, but because surprisingly few people can shrug off a .45 when they drop their guard to monologue.

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[WP] Turns out high elves are just the stoners of the fantasy world.

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[WP] An alien race comes to Earth very concerned for humanity. It turns out, we have a lot of songs asking what love is, or why we love, or where did the love go and they came to help us find the answers.

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[WP] Instead of "Let there be light," or a big bang, this universe began with "Hey y'all, watch this!"

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[IP] After years of searching, researching, several bribes, a couple assassinations, and one really pissed off ex, you finally found it. The mighty, fully automatic assault guitar.

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[WP]Unfortunately for the vampire community, when Toto blessed the rains down in Africa, it all became holy water. Every time it rains, it's all holy water falling from the sky.

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[EU] About 70 years after the events in Toy Story 3, Woody found his way back to Andy. Both are old and worn out; if there are any final goodbyes, now is the time.

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[WP] The dragons only thought the sky was their domain.

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[WP] You fought the law, and the l-.....HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] At first contact, it was assumed that humans are an amphibious species. Turns out the idea of having a pool, or bath tub, or even a shower is friggen weird to most alien species.	4938
[WP]you are looked at as one of the most successful super heroes. Not because you have any excellent powers, but because surprisingly few people can shrug off a .45 when they drop their guard to monologue.	731
[WP] Turns out high elves are just the stoners of the fantasy world.	203
[WP] An alien race comes to Earth very concerned for humanity. It turns out, we have a lot of songs asking what love is, or why we love, or where did the love go and they came to help us find the answers.	97
[WP] Instead of "Let there be light," or a big bang, this universe began with "Hey y'all, watch this!"	93
[IP] After years of searching, researching, several bribes, a couple assassinations, and one really pissed off ex, you finally found it. The mighty, fully automatic assault guitar.	37
[WP]Unfortunately for the vampire community, when Toto blessed the rains down in Africa, it all became holy water. Every time it rains, it's all holy water falling from the sky.	20
[EU] About 70 years after the events in Toy Story 3, Woody found his way back to Andy. Both are old and worn out; if there are any final goodbyes, now is the time.	17
[WP] The dragons only thought the sky was their domain.	16
[WP] You fought the law, and the l-.....HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!	15