/u/Taira_Mai's posts
[WP] The faeries of the woods tried to help the poor bird, but the band was made of metal. They were going to find the cruel humans who tagged their friend with "WASH BIO SURV". Wash, boil and serve - it was like the humans were taunting the poor creature!
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[WP] Every teacher though that the 1950's era video on 'anti-gravity' was funny. The part where the scientist says "we are limited by the technology of our time" always cracked them up. Until one day they showed it to a class of students and a two of them figured it out.
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[WP] A youtuber is reviewing retro PC hardware. He's unboxed an old PC from the 1980's that he found at a thrift shop. He turns it on and runs DOS. He gets to the command prompt and is about to run a game when the message "PLEASE HELP ME. I AM SO ALONE" appears on the screen.
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[WP] "But, great Wyrm, why are you a 'doctor'?" the child asked. The dragon smiled "Your king asked me to defend this land. Lord Bane was your enemy and I fought him with fire and strenght. Karn the Fallen OneI fought with magic and courage. The sickness I fight with wisdom and love."
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[WP] As soon as the domes were built, along came civilization and later crime. The Martian Mafia continued a proud tradition that stretched back to the 20th Century. The new leader has you dragged before her because you're in debt. She's as pretty as she is ruthless, but she's still your daughter.
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[WP] As a talented and veteran dance teacher, you say "every student can learn to dance". Well, the Gods seem to have heard this boast. A lamia, a golem, a dryad and dragon have come to you to learn to dance...
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[WP] Your brother asked you for a huge favor, he wants you to babysit his child while he goes on a couples retreat with his spouse. You reluctantly agreed. Your brother shows up to drop off his daughter, only now you find out that she's half-human......
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[WP] Your parents said that your childhood pet was sent to "The Farm". Years later you see your beloved pet on a conspiracy website - your pet was sent to be trained by the CIA.
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[WP] There is a place the cops, the criminals and even the satanists won't go, as everyone says it's cursed. The place just happens to be the houses you just bought....
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